Every 3 seconds, somebody, somewhere in the world is being a deadsh*t.
After 2009’s sell-out hit ‘Harden the F**k Up New Zealand’, Heath Franklin's Chopper is back, head-butting his way across the Tasman, tackling an issue bigger than world poverty or climate change – eradication of the terminally stupid.
In a world that is designed to protect people from their own stupidity, Chopper is worried that natural selection isn't getting a fair go. Bono, Chris Martin, Bob Geldof - all the songs and all the concerts in the world aren’t going to change the fact, the world has never been a safer place for total deadsh*ts. Forget Band Aid, Live Aid, Whinge F**kin’ Whinge Aid - finally there’s a cause we can all get behind and a celebrity who has the moustache to pull it off.
Heath Franklin first burst onto NZ TV screens in C4’s Aussie sketch comedy show, The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, with his parody of the real life underworld figure, Mark ‘Chopper’ Read. Since 2007, as Chopper, Franklin has gone on to sell over 110,000 tickets, released two live DVDs, and has toured the world, playing to sold out audiences in Australia, New Zealand and the UK.
So, donate today. Help Chopper help you ‘Make Deadsh*ts History’. All we are saying is give the global eradication of deadsh*ts a chance.
Together, we can do this.
‘Australia’s funniest comedy character....’ *****, Sunday Mail
NOMINEE, BEST INTERNATIONAL SHOW 2009 New Zealand Comedy Festival
Venue
Opera House
Performance
7.30 Fri 7 May
Running time 70mins
Tickets
Adult $38.00*
Concession $34.00*
* Service fees apply
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